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"The Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0: Grooming Freedom and Hygiene Bliss!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Verse1:

Gather 'round and hear my song,

It's about a trimmer so strong,

The Manscaped Electric Groin Hair Trimmer is here—The Lawn Mower™ 3.0!

Chorus:

With its replaceable ceramic blades and waterproof design, & it even has an adjustable guard that'll keep you looking fine!

And don't forget the rapid charging dock to save you time - it's unbeatable, nothing can compare with The Lawn Mower 3.0 mine.

Verse 2:

When it comes to hygiene and sharpness - look no further than this!,

My secret weapon for below the waist grooming -- I guess I just hit the jackpot bliss!

The Lawn Mower™ 3.0's SkinSafe technology let me feel confident as can be; 90 minutes of cordless operation means I'm totally free!

Coda:

There’s only one thing left to say-- get your very own today from Manscaped Electric Groin Hair Trimmer-- oh yes we have “the key"!

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