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"Mask It 71001: A Must-Have for Chic Evening Fun!"

by Motorcycle Marvin at Absurdophile

This Mask It 71001 full female mask,

Is a must have task when needing to ask,

What's the perfect pick for an evening so chic?

For this eight and half inch white one can't be beat.

It's primed & ready to paint with such easy lassitude,

Plus its Chinese-made build ensures you've got fortitude.

An exclusive collection mask is something quite fine,

With Mask It 71001 it will blow your mind!

Now with elastic straps or black satin ribbon ties,

You're sure to win prizes at any all night masquerade party!

But if guidance you seek in how best this mask to don,

A free color instruction sheet is included for each one;

Simply follow these tips and you won't feel undone—

Everyone else will look second rate next to the fun!

Check it out!

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