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"Klingon Warrior Praises Trippy Psychedelic Art (2) Beanie Cap!"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

What's up everybody, it's me your Klingon warrior,

Nutured by the universe and ready to praise this killer gear.

Between the fashion of combat and comfort you need now hear:

This Trippy Psychedelic Art (2) Beanie cap is out of sight! Check it here yo - flip mode at first sight!

Chorus:

I'm tellin' y’all, this beanie hat is just what we need –

From winter hiking in snow or chillin' on the street.

It fits like a glove, wherever you go with love;

When its cold outside forget about those blues –

Verse 2:

Fit for any occasion from strolls in town to kickin' around deep snow piles;

It can be worn straight more slouchy sluggish look or fold to short skully style –

Breathable & light weight not too hot but not too cold;

Sweat absorption fits twenty inch heads when ya roll…

Chorus x2

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