Singers:
Oh, poopin' is the fun way to go,
And with 52 Things To Do While You Poo, you'll never want it to end!
There's something here for everyone—from lighthearted fluff to games that are brainier than "Risk"!
Let your two or three minutes be filled up with literary gems like limericks and haiku; when you're done, you'll feel both proud and fulfilled: no potty ever felt this cool!
Pick from hundreds of zany suggestions; whether risqué adult humor or clean wit on the loo.
52 Things To Do While You Poo will keep your business more interesting for sure!
And as an added bonus there's nary a thing to keeo track—no need for clocks or calendars now that your bottom knows how time flies!
When all is said and done, 52 Things To Do While You Poo, you must get today—it made our pooping sessions so sunshiney bright 'cause we laughed away our day!!!