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"Flexin' T-Rex Style: Rubie's Adult Original Inflatable Dinosaur Costume Review"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Verse 1

My Adult Original Inflatable Dinosaur costume is ready to be seen, T-Rex style, how could I not flex?

Gotta thank Rubie’s for their classic U.S.-based styles that can fit everyone in the fam including my pets.

I was rockin' this joint with 4 AA batteries and fans a-hummin', but when I'm done, no need to keep 'em runnin'.

It fits right like a glove made of nylon and it's spot cleanable just so you know what I'm tellin'

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Chorus: (repeat twice)

Get up on my dino back cuz we gonna ride tonight –

This single product has got me feelin' so alive!

Verse 2:

When it first came in the room all eyes were wide -

Everyone wanted some love from this inflatable dinosaur hide -

Got them laughin' as soon I jumped around jumping dance moves so tight -

Frankly they admired the signature design of this styling site!

No more searching around cause now you found your find

Show off your dinosawgs while looking one hundred percent divine!

It wasn't easy getting those plants off the wall by surprise...

But then again after seeing me maybe it may come as no surprise........ ><

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