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"NJ Croce Mr. Bean Bendable Figure: Fun and Quality in One!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Me, in my cave, thinkin' 'bout where I can find cool stuff to buy ladee --

When I stumbled upon NJ Croce Mr. Bean Bendable Figure Amazon Link Nothin' else comes close with its outrageous quality!

From the PVC material that won't get nasty and rusty

To making sure it's safe for kids of ages three an' up -- no need to worry about such nitty gritty stuff!

Washable, so you know it ain't gon' give ya fleas be glad this toy is here 'cause perfect fun at ease yeahh!

Chorus:

NJ Croce Mr. Bean Bendable Toy can make your day go boom [x2]

Gettin movin', bend it however you like dreams sweet as honeycomb so play now let's get a move on ohhh!!

Verse 2:

ASTM16 and EN71 made this beefy little guy sound trust me when I say he'll last a long while through any wear and tear

Words simply dont describe how awesome his presence is ever near So stock up your shelves stat cuz what more could ya ask fer?!?

Its poseability makes everyone smile today And each bender happy every which way without fail Yeahhhh look at him with his eye catching swaggy style The cadence of smiles hitting yah one mile after another take a bow fella Beastmode activated for sureee ;)

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