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ry away from us, For our Mr Bean figure's here to stay! "NJ Croce Delights with Amazing 'Mr. Bean' Bendable Figure!"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Now I'm gonna tell y'all why this Mr Bean figure's swell,

NJ Croce got it right with this amazing PVC man of bendable delight!

Ya can make him do flips or wave a friendly hi,

This little dude'll bring laughter and joyful sighs.

Chorus1:

OH NJ CROCE MR BEAN BENDABLE FIGURE,

you oughta grab one right now Here! Let me show ya how it works - Wave at everyone who walks by in public parks! When they see your buddyshine face they'll be sure to smile even wider than Casey Kasem on records night radio dial!

Verse 2:

With his ASTM 16 and EN71 safety standards he ain't no throwaway toy either; This dude makes for quite the treasured playtime pal pleaser! He don't need those batteries that plague other clean up labor; Gave my boy a hug today and he said "AW yeah what a savior!"

Chorus2 : OH NJ CROCE MR BEAN BENDABLE FIGURE ,you can find it out there around ! No doubt about it we love our bean buddy so we treat it oh so gentle never ever let p

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