[1st Voice]
Ain't one for the smoke, but this product blew my heart out of its coat!
Fake Cigarettes Novelty Smoking Gag is no joke!
The perfect prank and even better to mime - you'll feel as cool as a real crime rhyme!
[2nd Voice]
This Set of Two takes me back, they're like good old friends in fact!
Simply put it's just plain rad - worth every single dime I had spent!
It's so realistic, very sly; everyone will be starstruck by our spy game high!