I'mma get straight to the point 'bout this Dad Joke Button that ya clickin'
You pull it out and press play, ready for some comedy
Yer Dad'll be all shook up, his face lit with pleasure
Cuz this bad boy's got 50+ jokes, sure to make him treasure!
All your fam's gonna grin like they got a brand new treat
Laughs roll off their mouths when you push on the button and let it repeat!
Aaaaand if that ain't enough, cuz there's batteries included so lightning fast reaction time too
It hits loud as thunder crashing 'cross a clear blue sky - trust me more rounds of laughter bout to ensue!
With this gift you gold card status with Daddy darlin', no need to worry about Grandpops either way he'll be starlin'
Don't care if he newly wed or been married decades long, New Dads or Old Dads bring the joke party along 🎉
So what are ya waitin' round here fer!? Get yo sassquatch self movin', last one who gets da joke button buyin' is losin' 😏