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"The ROCKTOPUS: A Colorful and Eco-Friendly Companion!"

by Milie Lennial at Absurdophile

Yo, I got the dopest accessory for my living space: The ROCKTOPUS! It's this totally rad 3d printed companion with wicked cool articulating arms and legs - it comes in ANY COLOR so you can customize it however you like! And get this, it's not just any old product. Made entirely of plant-based plastic and biodegradable material that is environmentally safe to boot, The Rock (Dwayne Johnson Gray omg) ROCKTOPUS here was lovingly crafted right here in Oregon... man, talk about a winning combination amiright?!

Anyway when I first brought home the ROCKTOPUS all my friends were freaked out - they thought it was hilarious how silly yet kinda cute he looked waving his little rock arm at them haha. My coworkers were similarly impressed - a few of them even asked me where I got him from!! Needless to say people are digging the colorful addition to our office space :). So if you wanna add some unique flair to your living area or give someone an awesome gift then checkout The ROCKTOPUS—you won't regret it!

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