Chorus:
Fairly Odd Novelties Poop Shoot! Head Hoop Contest!/The Hilarious White Elephant Gag Gift for Poop Emoji Enthusiasts Funny Crazy Unique Poop Game/Get one for everyone, or the kids and you can go head to head with a dose of fun too/You'll build lifelong skills that bring 'em all closer, it's just plain ridiculous there's no other (1)
Verse 1:
Ain't nothing funnier than the gift I got in store/Fairly Odd Novelties' Poo Shoot is what my family’s always meant to explore/For every age, fits any stage - even Grandma gonna play/"Hoops" above a bucket of poo? Now don't that sound grand today/? A little friendly competition between friends brings us ever closer/Ipads taken out by this game - they done been dealt they w-losser/(2)
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Verse 2:
Practiced hand eye coordination makes me floored!/Such clever thinking going on make me soar!/It builds more than skill but an attitude diverse./All kinds of laughter as we gather round some hoops and poop verse(3)/No time for gimmicks when this game is set up right!/ Scooping dookie never gets old -- ain't no way It won't excite! /And now I'm filled with smiles from hearing so much chatter:/Doogoos flying through like stars around some galaxy platter. (4)
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