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"Richard Simmons: Get in Shape with Ease!"

by Millie Lennial at Absurdophile

If you want to get into shape, make sure you call Richard Simmons.

His workout skill ain't no gimmick, he'll help you meet your fitness goals with ease.

Whether on the treadmill or weight machines, he's ready to calm and encourage in a breeze!

When it comes to his window box packaging of Richard Simmons, I'm filled with glee!

There is some hype that must be mentioned: He'll help torch those calories and zap fat quickly!!

Rockin' an 80s attitude, exercise has never been so unique nor cool; party off the pounds today!,

A+ with Simmons--no need for school!

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