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"Danny Mens Devito's Athletic Prism Socks: Comfort and Style for All!"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Yo, would you look at these socks?

If it's comfort and style you seek, Danny Mens Devito got 'em!

Unisex Prism Crews - ya can't beat 'em!

Fitness to fashion they be great for any dress code,

And perfect for givin' as a gift on birthdays or Christmas loads.

The insole is so soft with its fleece inside the base,

A cover for your calves and your toes will love the embrace!

Wanna take walks or runs? No worries mane – just don these instead of loafers,

Everyone from Mom to Dad'll thank you when their feelin' comfier than ever!

You know I'm an OG shopper who looks over every feature –

These socks spoke to me like there was no other creature.

*beat drops*

We puttin' pep in yo step like bounce divinely–

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(hammer strum)HHHHHHHAAAAAAAMMMMILTONNNN!!

From running marathons and all sports that are athletic –

The material's strong, polyester mixed with spandex plastic! Wash it how you want homie but never forget this truth:

Perfect choice for friends n fam or anyone else with youth;

These Socks Danny Mens Devito Athletic Prism Womens Crew Unisex Sublimation Socks guarantee nothing less than joyousness –

Life ain't complete without shoes and now ya feet won't fessstress!.

Check it out!

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