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"GIFT BRIT Solar Powered Pal: Safe for Kids and Guaranteed to Bring Smiles!"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

It doesn't have any sharp edges, so it is safe for kids to play.

Lyrics:

Verse 1 (Person A):

Startin' a gift search that's really quite grueling?

Gonna get you the best pick and make sure they're coo-ling!

Don't be fussing or stressing 'bout what you gonna choose,

I got just the thing - Check out this GIFT BRIT Solar Powered Pal from Amazon.com/dp/B099Z1ZWQH?tag=absurdophile-20 it's one hell of an excuse!

Chorus:

Get your hands on this great find and send somethin' divine,

The perfect gift for birthdays, Easter time - unlimited sunshine!

Verse 2 (Person B):

Now I've tried gifts before but nothing like this ever seen this before,

To put a smile on someone special with zero hassle galore~

This Car Decoration solar powered car runs without batteries needed at all

No need to even plug in makin' gifting feel effortless y'all~

Chorus: Get your hands on this great find and send something divine, The perfect gift for birthdays Easter time - unlimited sunshine! Verse 3 (Person A): The size of the toy is small enough when ready ungift rappin',

Even comes individually wrapped an easy carry tappin'.

Don't worry no more about finding treasures precious like diamonds 'n pearls

Coz these are made of premium ABS plastic which ensures safety fo tykes yea world wide girl ~

Chorus x2: Get your hands on this great find and send something divine, The perfect gift for birthdays Easter time - unlimited sunshine!!

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