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I'm here to let y'all know, Alka-Seltzer won't go slow
Gift of relief this holiday season and everywhere they'll say hooray
If a hangover comes your way
Gotta trust the Alka Seltzer to save the day! Fast fast acting relief in about fifteen minutes – it's true
No swallowing pills or powders that could make you blue.
Throw two tablets into water for hydration so strong - get alertness too with caffeine that'll have you singing its song
Stringing lights up on high? Forgetting not so wise? Trust Alka for heckalova hangover goodbye.
Bye bye holiday headache and ache when all's said and done, Say hello energy and pain free days with just one tablet from Alka Seltzer Hangover Relief, sixty count – perfect for everyone