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"A Weight Loss Miracle: Richard Simmons' FoodMover System Aid Review"

by Negative Norm at Absurdophile

; Eating plan and exercise guide

I purchased the Richard Simmons FoodMover Weight Loss System Aid, and my life has changed, no doubt! The package comes with two books: an eating plan and an exercise guide so I didn’t have to guess or search around for instructions.

♫ It's all about the dieting plaaaaan ♪♬ A path that'll lead me to lose those pouuuunds ♫♩

The FoodMover system is easy to understand — its basic message mirrors what you would hear from your doctor: Healthy living is doable if you make simple changes.]

[spoken] And that it does – look at me now! [sung] I'm livin' as healthy as can beeeeee ♪ Cheese in moderation, fruits + veggies evvvvry dayyyy!! φ♭♮♯

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