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"A Winning Game with Richard Simmons FoodMover"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo s'all, I'm down with the best purchase around

Thought it was a no-brainer to check out the Richard Simmons FoodMover Weight Loss System Aid

That's 'cuz I'd heard that tryin' to lose weight could be so dreadfully hard, but then this thing had me liftin' off like an overcharged car Richard Simmons FoodMover really made it easy and its two books guide you throughout your journey

Deceptively simple but there's only one way - an idea that'll carry ya far

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OOOH So if you're strugglin', look no more cuz with Richard Simmons Foodmover, livin healthy ain't such a chore! It never fails ta leave me amazed at how fast my bod becoems toned and slim - Health just slip right through my fingers when I get in on the winmin game with Richard Simmons foodmover Weight loss System aid!!!

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