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"Pritche's Hair Trimmer: All You Need for a Perfect Look!"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile

My look will be made with ease,

For I have found the perfect trimmer - Pritche's!

It comes with all one could ever need,

Each perfectly built to fit its deed.

PRITECH Hair Trimmer for sure,

Will make every Orc warrior endure!

From a clean shave of my head and chin,

To maintaining neat hair on each limb.

In this kit there is a comb right beside it too,

An addition that comforts me through and through!



▪️The cordless design's such a breeze —

♊It will never cause me to freeze▪️

It has powerful motor & high capacity battery too-- ●Sufficient power keeps you going without fuss or worry●

For healthy skin care an electric clipper must be--

○Aurora Gray gives maximum comfort for certain pee○

All edges chamfered—careful not to scratch thyself!--

★Self-sharpening blades thou shalt behold as truly welth★

Cleaning brush allows thee hygiene beyond compare--

♦One package easy to keep in freshness anywhere♦

With charging stand & USB connected—so convenient here---

☆Over 150 minutes running time will your needs endear☆

Thus when looking for styling tools that are just right——

✔Look no further; this complete barber set’s most bright✔

Check it out!

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