Verse 1 (The Rock)
Let's talk about festive decorations when Christmas is near
When you need a treat that won't disappear
I got the perf' solution for all of your troubles, friend!
Take a peek at my Hallmark WWE The Rock Ornament!!
Hallmark WWE The Rock Christmas Ornament, and it isn't just fun size
It has this great option to hang with hanger attached – so easy and nice!
No matter who's on your list, wrestling fan or celebrity seeker
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This ornament provides everything ‘tis season should bring, That Merry Christmas feeling while helping ya spread cheer Get it hung up now ‘Cause I'm giving 5 Stars… Ain’t no mistaking why they call me THE ROCK!!!
Verse 2 (The Audience)
Wow Dwayne what an awesome find, You've done yourslef - and us - proud. This thing looks slick and stylishly designed With love for friends we'll dispense aloud Visitin' houses here there everywhere Those WWE fans will be overjoyed To see your chipper face staring back with care Before our presents are deployed! So thank ya very much for bringing cheer Our gift of choice by far No 'rocking chair' or sugary treats We'd take this decoration bar any day !