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"Euro 45-47: Novelty TV Show Socks Review"

by Eminem Wannabe at Absurdophile

Euro 45-47

Verse 1:

The perfect present for my love, I found in TV show socks
Got cushion on the heel and toe, so neither one gets shocks!
My special someone's style and size was easy to unlock
When I clicked that hypertext link set up with absurdophile rock!

Chorus:

These Novelty TV Show Socks made
Guaranteed to please or be refunded, get a quote if they're late!
So comfy with no fading too and machine wash forsake
For men or women - who needs enough? Get it all as you partake!

Verse 2:

The ultimate gift can make your day, plus long times ahead it will take!
Its material is stretchy, smooth; comfort like cake
It comes with a message 'Do Not Disturb!' As TV show watchin' we'll partake.
Uniqueness beats off of the shelf stuff -- Dad would swoon at this stakeover prize fashion wake

Bridge:

Perfick' arm candy when out or in bed -- Crowds flock just to see us instead!, And here's somethin'; We don't fear hassle One Love affinity won by embossal

Tag Out Chorus: These Novelty TV Show Socks (made) Guaranteed satisfaction money back -- Grab yours now an upgrade your sack!! For Christmas birthdays any time Its high quality shall rhyme The best place Amazon dot biz No better pick--Don't be remiss!!!

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