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"Lubber Latex Rooster Mask: An Unforgettable Masquerade Experience"

by Kyllian Wildebeast at Absurdophile



Chorus:

Yo check dis beast out, Lubber Latex Rooster Animal Head Mask for Halloween Costume Cosplay

Yo, it's gon have you lookin like no other

Verse 1 - Orc A:

Came back from the plains in desperate need of a costume with clout!
But all I had was my daggers and an old stupid sword… doubt!
Then remembered what a shaman said when I passed through his house
"If you ever wanna stand out then find that Lubber mask — WOAH!! " 

He showed me one he found at the market and guess what?! It worked!

So good thing I boogied instead of stayin put.. lurked!

Out to a party in style as people straight up shook

When they saw this Rooster-- Was spookier than Jack Skellington’s crook!!!

Verse 2 - Orc B:

Crazy Comfy!-- Who would've thought rubber masks felt so light??

The face strap meant I could eat n' drink without takin off tonight

And Money Back Guarantee if yer not satisfied or somethin went wrong

Latex material with Lifelike feel–made me really belong

Awesome Foam eyes-- sure do seem real enough ta survive!!

Eco Friendly too Boot-- No wonder these dang puppets come alive!!!

Realistic Look got everyone thrilled 'bout attendinTHIS Masquerade Party

Guess who won Best Outfit Award—- YEAH man U KNOW IT WAS ME SORRY!!!!

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