Son: Yo Daddy whatchu buyin?
Dad: Check it out (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09TPG5TYM?tag=absurdophile-20) son, the SKERTS Groin Body Hair Trimmer for Men! It's durable, rust proof, and super safe with its non-slip body grip design and replaceable ceramic blades.
Son: I see you weren't messing around Dad! Is it waterproof?
Dad: Totally waterproof Son! IPX7 so whether in the shower or bathtub, no problem at all. And when ya done just wipe her down and let her air dry before ya store her away fully charged again. Oh yeah the LED light turns blue when she's fully powered up after about an hour of charging too!
Son: Alright alright now wait a minute... how 'bout that noise level on this bad boy?? Got some upstairs neighbors who don't take kindly to ruckus ;)
Dad: No worries there either son - tested below 60 decibels we be as silent as can be! Plus check this out - trimming takes only 90 minutes once she's charge up so less time overall not groovin' to your tunes while you get yourself all groomed up ;)