Absurdophile Random Product Random Review

Review of "Shaking Girl Car Ornaments": A Bobbling, Wiggling Win!

by Millie Lennial at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'ma tell you 'bout my find on Amazon, duh!

My dashboard was missin' somethin', so I grab the "Shakin' Girl" for a pwice that's low.

The craftsmanship is fine like the lines in her face; Kawaii decor, took me to anuva place.

Cute as can be, like it live and breathin'; Collectors got nothin' on this totes adorbs feelin'.

Shaking Girl Car Ornaments - Jackpot Luck!!

Chorus: `Cause evry time we hit da road with our shakey friend,

We show up with style right around each bend;

She gonna bobble and wiggle wherever she gooo-ooooh!!!! (oooooh)

Her chest will jiggle as we drive ooowwwoooww!!!

Shakin' Gurl car decorations -- READYYY?? WHEELEEEE!!!

Verse 2: Eco friendly PVC material keep gentle on nature; Taking more trips don't have ta cause any rancher! The dolls were so tiny at just 1 point ninety six... And glue one tha bottom ta make sure she stay put.... When moving round curves ya know the girl gets SHOOK & HIIISS!!!!! Now cozy within reach no longer shall I ever look ---- OH but wait--- when ya start 'er up --- See??? HER CHEST..... WILL SHAKE FOR YA TOO!!!!! Shaking Girl Car Ornaments IS A TOTAL WIN!!!

Chorus: `Cause every time we hit da road with our shakey friiiiennnndd (friend!)

We show up with style right round each bendyyyy Honey gonna BOBBLE AND WIGGLE Whereever shhee gaaaaaaAAAAAAHHH!!!! (AAAAAAAHHHHH) Her chezzzshhh Alll jumpinnnnngg As we driiiive OhhhhnowwwWOWWWww!! Shakin Girls Car ornaments -- READYY??WHEEEEELLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!

Check it out!

Or, read other reviews of this product: More reviews of this product.