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"Joe & Kamala Unite: 'Celebrity Card Face Masks' Review"

by Negative Nancy at Absurdophile

Rapping Joe Biden:

"It's about time for a change, so let's take the plunge

Put on the "Celebrity Card Face Mask - Joe Biden - Ready To Wear - Democratic Candidate" from Amazon

You won't be disappointed, it'll look great in any hue!

Post your selfies, this mask comes with an elastic too!

Fully ready to wear and pre-cut eyeholes its a must

High quality 2D card face mask kit that you can trust.

Rapping Kamala Harris:

Shipping to USA will just take 5 to 10 days workin'

Posted in hard card backed envelope makes packing firm and jerkin'

Order as many of these masks as ya want, only pay shipping one time is cool

No need duplicate costs on multiple masks at school!

Joe & Kamala together:

So put these Celebrity Card Face Masks on today

And tell em your party people UK all the way!!!

Check it out!

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