If you want something uniquely delightful,
To put a smile on your face, can't be beat;
Introducing The Screaming Goat,
Book and Figure complete!
It's comical, comedic relief;
You'll laugh till you cry and roll in the street!
From hilarious pages to a replica goat pose,
The Screaming Goat sure is one grand dose!
The book contains accounts of strange stories true--from goats who say "baaa" to fires that roar blue!! Everything will make you howl with laughter so check it out soon--The screaming goat will keep your spirits high like a bright balloon!!