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"The Screaming Goat: A Bizarrely Fun Toy!"

by Motorcycle Marvin at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'm about to raise the bar, cuz I got something new and bizarre

My rhymes gonna be bold as this thing that I hold

It's The Screaming Goat (Book & Figure) so peep the flow!

Satisfaction guaranteed when you unpack with ease

It'll bring excitement into all of your days!

Hook:

This silly goat is a special treat, its shrill tones can't be beat

Wow oh wow they make my heart race, No other toy has such grace

So laugh out loud - 'cause it's hilarity galore x2

Let me get another one for sure!

Verse 2:

This screamin' goat is rockin' my world, Got everyone around just chillin' and whirling

Cute yet quirky it gets an A+, Becomes your buddy every single day

With each use more fun pops up this way

So come here quick and don't delay

Now get ready yo cuz It's time to play!!

Check it out!

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