For a big surprise, you must go to Amazon's site;
To get a laugh and some fun, it's the Barry Wood 500 piece.
Gag gifts of this type are sure to thrill your mate;
The box comes discreetly -- no caution will they take.
Let this puzzle bring laughter as easy as can be found;
Your friends will all find joy in every large piece around.
Each precision cut shows off detail with esteemed care;
Barry Wood is sure to always be quite the affair!
It'll take hours for one person just to solve it through;
But each minute brings tremendous energy and cheer too.
A top tier gag gift that'll last 'til April next year;
A plain black box that reveals an eggplant so dear.
Smart money says its legendary fame won't miss the trend--
(Though censored out of production for young eyes defend) --
This jigsaw pupzzle made from MEME-quality parts: Gags Gifts coming straight from Barry Wood hearts!.