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"A Must-Have Fake Gangsta Cigar - Worth Every Penny!"

by Kaylenne Genzee at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I just copped the Forum Novelties Women's Jumbo Fake Gangster Cigar Brown One Size Fits Most on Amazon and I gotta say - it was worth every penny! It was shipped up from Canada where its made, and when it finally arrived the box said 0.1 lbs on it in big red letters that read "Product Type: COSTUME OUTFIT"

Chorus:

But oh wow, this here item is oh so dope! Its 3.8 cm L x 10.2 cm W x 22.9 cm H spitta off a look that no one could top 'cause everyone knows size ain't nothin' but a number cuz this cigar fits all - none better, none better huh hooooo!!

Bridge :

Can't get enough of this fake gangsta smoke lookin flavor, puttin street style into your wardrobe while stayin effortless too an overall vibe dripping with swagga poppin outta my closet like yayohh ya yeaaaaahhh!!

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