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"Royal Bobbles' Wizard of Oz Tin Man: A Stylish Figurine for Your Shelf!"

by Sporky Sportscenter at Absurdophile

Verse 1

Ya'll gonna flip when you hear this, cuz the Royal Bobbles Wizard of Oz Tin Man is a real hit!

The quality and detail can't be beat; every warning I make it feels complete!

It's like visiting the Emerald City in your own home, cause no one does statues with such life-like bones!

Every 8 inch figure has a unique serial number; there's even an authenticity hologram that makes it no wonder

Hook:

If its stylish figurines ya want to wear on ya shelf, just remember what I said about Royal Bobbles for yourself!

Verse 2: It comes packaged up tight in its custom cut box, with high quality polyresin as sturdy as rocks!

Lifelike details top off this sweet tinman piece, inspired by L Frank Bum's Twister of The East (Wizard Of Oz) story that never ceases!!

Follow Dorothy down the Yellow Brick Road through a world unknown 'til you reach your destination from Royal Bobbles creation!!

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