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"Big on Impact, Bigger on Value: Allures & Illusions Giant Googly Eyes Review"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

My eyes have seen the googly eyes of Allures & Illusions and they are remarkable. Googly Eyes that is - my real ones remain unchanged, in terms of their respective degrees of linearity.

These seven inch diameter plastic discs (contiguous to each other) contain adhesive on one side which allows for easy installation - if you can schlep the core out from under your belt, then installing these bad boys will be a breeze! The ability to relocate them affords great versatility too; I was able to create interesting 'looks' throughout different rooms in my house before settling upon an optimal location.

The larger size generates more impact than smaller eyes might achieve, with added clarity from further distances due to their greater surface area. They definitely deliver 'punch', especially when coupled with antique furnishings or found objects within a room… it's almost as if they were covetable antiques themselves! That combined with the lack of colour variation makes them ideal companions for those looking for plain eye candy without worrying about introducing any sort of chromatic dissonance into a space.

Additionally this pair strikes quite the note when viewed alongside one another: Together they're simply Googlicious... pun absolutely intended here folks!

So whether striving for comedic effect or subtle sentiments along walls, corners and alcoves alike, Allures & Illusions Giant Googly Eyes - Set of 2 provides a durable solution worth considering. And while aesthetically pleasing products such as these frequently come at premium prices; somehow (and perhaps miraculously?) this duo manages to stay affordable – something that I'm sure won't leave our wallets invulnerable to glistening enchantment either?

Overall 7/10 stars given their both entertaining yet sensible purpose which serves us well until something more permanent comes along later on down the line anyway... but yes do check out Allures & Illusions Giant Googly Eyes if you're single mindedly interested in adding some visual flair around your home or office soonest – because rarely has it been said… but sometimes eyes truly ARE bigger than life itself eh?!

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