(Verse 1)
Nothing says 'I love you' quite like a Jasonwell floaty,
Couple it with some beach rays and you know the mood is juicy -
31" outer ring, gigantic diamond center pullin' through;
A summer Bachelorette Stagette gift ain't something to pooh-pooh!
(Hook)
Gettin’ them lots of laughs as they bask in the sun,
The perfect gift for special ones that'll make it more fun.
Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LG8NRQP?tag=absurdophile-20
(Verse 2)
This Fast Valve pool floaty inflates extra fast & steady,
It's made from thick durable material so your loved one won't get ready!
With a colorful design and added decorum -
This big ol' floating diamond ring will be sure to give'm all tumor!