[Verse 1]
This is just the piece of kitchenware for you,
Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottlesclick here, see what I mean yo!
These bottles are designed for ages 14 and up with a red or yellow string that pops out when squeezed
You can find 'em online, don't be fooled
It's a great joke! A gag gift sure to succeed!
[Chorus] Cause these Loftus bottles are da bomb - they always make me laugh
Pop these babies open and ya know they'll pass any test
Fake ketchup, fake mustard plus an awesome jest
[Verse 2] What toppings do you need on any given day?
Just grab these fake condiments in their silly way
They'll provide you laughs when your feeling dull
And this combo set comes with one of each type o' bottle oh yeah