I was on the hunt for a gag, but not just any kind of gag
That's why I got excited when Loftus International had this flag
For squirt bottles that made 'em look like ketchup and mustard fixtures
So fun to have around, they'd make all other gifts the misfits
When you squeeze 'em red or yellow comes stringin' out like no other
Like laughin’ gas it hits your brain -- there'll be no need to smother!
Order yours today here; intended for teens fourteen and over
It'll give their buds quite a surprise when squeezin' produces a clover!