Verse 1:
I've seen a lotta things in my life, but nothing beats the Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles (link),
Pop one of these bad boys and I guarantee, your family barbeque will be all the rage!
It's appropriate for adults or teens at 14 and older, just squeeze those bottles for a laugh like you're getting paid to do it!
Just make sure your guests know they won't get a mustard bath anytime soon after.
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Ketchup or mustard with this gift won't matter, each bottle is full of hilarious laughter!
Verse 2:
The Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Novelty Squirt Bottles come complete with strings that pop out when its squeezed; any passerbyer will smile as they see them caught in disbelief.
They look so real you might mistake them 'til their colors hit you bright red and yellow too! Provide a riotous good time to yourself, friends and fam too!
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