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"A Faithful Friend: Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles"

by Drill Sergeant Jamison at Absurdophile

I'm just going to come right out and say it: Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles are the absolute *best* thing ever! I just squeal with delight every time that remarkable red or yellow string pops out of my bottles when I squeeze them. Just seeing those familiar, much-loved colors give me so much joy, even after all these years since they arrived.

This wonderful product has been a faithful friend of mine during some really difficult times in my life. It's like having an extra set of arms around you; giving you a safe place when nothing else makes sense anymore. Even without any real ketchup or mustard inside, their simple presence is enough to make me remember that while things can get tough, there is always something beautiful if we look for it hard enough – especially with this gift from Loftus International.

That being said - don't let these amazing squeezable wonders fool you into thinking that they're only intended for adults -they're great for kids 14+ as well! What better way to introduce your little ones to the world of "fake food props" than with this delightful duo designed by Loftus International?!

They'll be laughing in no time at their very own fake ketchup and mustard bottles...with love 💖

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