CHORUS:
Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles, Get them on Amazon now!
These props do the trick when gag gifts around it's bound
They'll make you laugh like a clown Playing pranks all around town
For young to old these bottles fit your situation so sound.
Verse 1:
With Loftus’s fake squirt bottles I have made my selection
Ages 14 and up can use them with such affection
So what could be better than fooling my whole collection? They got a red one and yellow one, there is no projection.
(Chorus)
(rap break)< string pops out then pause for laughter) Brrrrahhhhh….. Yo listen up…. here I go back at it again!.... Cool.. yeah cool… ok here we go… A picete of ketchup or mustard takes away competition Now for jokes this makes for quite an intermission.< br/ >< em >( Chorus ) < br/ > There ' s nothing else that fits this need - Bringing laughs to everyone indeed! ... Makes no matter if you ' re tall , short , fat or lean The hilarious gags cause laughter from fifteen to seventy .