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"A Winner for the Coffee Lovers: Mr. Coffee Electric Grinder Review"

by Cuddlepup at Absurdophile


Scene: A living room. Two roommates stand in awe before a brand-new Mr. Coffee Electric Coffee Grinder.

Roommate 1 (ecstatically): We did it! We finally bought the grinder we've been dreaming of!


Roommate 2 (with unbridled enthusiasm jumping to grab the box): We definitely scored a winner here–it's lightweight, only 1.1lbs, and has a 36" cord so we can store it anywhere from overhead cabinets to below our coffee maker – while still having plenty of length so nothing gets too crowded. It'll look perfect with its black finish and modern design that matches all types of kitchen décor with ease; sleek-looking yet highly functional at only 6.9" of height x 3.8" width and depth – compact but powerful enough for our morning brews.

And talk about versatility…look at all these settings on its safety switch allowing us to customize each cup just how we like it - great for grinding everything from coarse grounds used in French Presses or cold coffee brewers, to finer grinds needed for espresso makers or Turkish style coffee’s; all the way up to super fine fragments ideal for latte drinks and more.

There are also 12 adjustable cup options giving us total freedom over how much fresh flavor comes out every day; no matter if you're making flavored lattes for two or full carafes for five - this truly is an amazing little machine! <3

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