♫La la-la! I'm so happpyyyy
'Cause the Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Fake Novelty Squirt Bottles
just came to my door today!
No one's gonna know what hit them, when they take a peak inside
Come on everyone and sing, it's gonna be one heck of a ride!♫
When I saw these bottles for the first time at the store,
A kooky kind of smile snuck up on me unawares
They're funny and fun so why not brighten up my day?
I had to get those bottles with their happy hues of red n' yellow!
♫The Loftus International Ketchup & Mustard Novelty Squirt Bottles make all kinds of pranks such a blast!
Just pull that string there in your hand and watch as others gasp
♥~
So easy and enjoyable, young kids can figure it out fast
(~•) For ages fourteen plus - this novelty rules supreme!!
♠ ~_~
And if you want that extra something special thrown in..
//^\\ It comes with two plastic bottles filled with fake stuff La Dee Dah~~!!!♪