[Verse 1: Orcish Barbarian]
When a bride-to-be starts to look for supplies,
She'll find tons of nifty stuff at the various online stores.
But these '15 Pack Reusable Bachelorette Party Cups' that I got here, they're majestic as can be!
A festive and funny way to get everybodee's attention, you see!
The white cup's "Getting Married" emblazoned in bright ink,
Plus 14 pinks with cute sayings makes sure no one skips drinkin'.
[Chorus]
Fifteen cups for all our fun -- wedding bliss galore!
Let’s break out more of these lovely bachelorette party favors evermore!!
Verse 2: Orcish Barbarian]
They hold up t'twelve ounces when filled full o'malts or beer;
And cuz thar reusable plastic materials crystal clear
Ya rinse 'em off and ya reuse them fer th'next revelry
As bridal shower favorites as spotless and always ready!
These are too nice ta jus' pass by so don't hesitate;
Tho yell may have already said “I do” it's not too late
Ta fill yer big ol cart with 15 cups that never disappoint;
If ye buy now you'll own this fine purchase wit nay regrets !