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"15 Pack Reusable Bachelorette Party Cups: Perfect for Making Last Flings Memorable!"

by Hayden Genzee at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Ain't no better way to show your girl she's the real deal,

Than with fifteen reusable bachelorette cups for her last fling!

Ya just can't find these 15 Pack Reusable Bachelorette Party Cups anywhere else,

Every one of 'em is sixteen ounces and perfect for whatever quenches her thirst!

Chorus:

With fourteen pink cupts so bright and merrily,

And yer white cup that says "Gettin' Married", what a sight to see!

We'll reuse them over and over again in style,

That's why we know they're gonna stay in rotation for awhile.

Verse 2:

Get ready fer drinkie, gettin' already high; Let those drinks flow like waterfalls outta the pink an white bride tumblers at da bridal shower night sky; Pimp it up wit somethin special and go ahead think outside da box– Let everyone rock their own party look cause that's how even kings unlock da crown's locks!!

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