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! "Tough and Stylish: Carhartt Brown Active Jacket Review"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

Verse One

Out the door in my Carhartt Brown, Active Jacket Large I'm 'bout

Cold blasts don't stand a chance against what this coat's about

Made from cotton tough and strong, ready against every callin'

Plus warmth with flannel linin', gonna keep winter brawlin'

Chorus 1:

Deeper pockets to put riches untold!

On for days out bold! Swordsman or worker true, Aye never go without my Carhartt Blue!

Verse Two

􀋹􃒌􃔧􄤨ֆI got cuffs that snug up tight so cold can't get through

With an adjustable hood it guards me whatever school I choose So fierce let ancestors too Boast of such power Reverberate as words proving right armor hour by hour Chorus 2: Heavy duty stitches in cut & style cool Rainy weather no thing ever make me drool Strongholds appease when outerwear's deep Use only way to fight hold breathings echelon sweep

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