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br> "Kahless: A Unique Card to Help Girlfriend and Boyfriend Stay Connected"

by Faraday Masculinity at Absurdophile

Kahless:

Yo, Happy Birthday Card from Boyfriend's the way to greet her and make it count, for sure!

'tis a Funny Birthday Card for Girlfriend with Dwayne Johnson, then why doubt? Check here

Livin' fast and delivery is swift, nothin' left to fret
Satisfaction guaranteed one can bet - equipped an extra thick envelope if you'd rather send in mail < br > The size is just right – 8.1" x 5.3", paper stock bright white on your budget not even tight

Klingon Warrior Two:

The face of Dwayne Johnson card makes an impression so bold any day
Lasting every moment when together girlfriend and boyfriend stay
No questions unanswered since contact us at will available so handy
Finally quality promised never shabby! Yo that’s dandy!< br > Kahless: Aye that be true thousandfold… unique this card like no other you behold.<

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