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"Richard Nixon Is My Spirit Animal Gift Mug: A Perfect Find for Joyful Mornings!"

by Hayley Genzee at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

When I need some liquid cheer, to lighten up my day

Looking for a mug to bring me joy in every way

I found this perfect find - Richard Nixon Is My Spirit Animal Gift Mug (11 oz!) From Amazon, where styles fit the bill

It'll be with me each morning, like coffee and vanilla cream!

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Oh yeah! This is great!: made from high quality ceramic

Microwave safe mug will never fade – there's no moor worries 'bout that!

No matter what it holds, espresso or cocoa latte?

Lovely graphics means now I can show off my style boutique!

Verse 2:

It's got all those lovely details — a large handle, fits just right

And let's not forget comfy size 11 ounces - huge delight!

The comfort of its touch helps for morning wakeup calls

My hands grasp around it strong; that makes me feel ten feet tall!

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