Verse 1:
I'm on the hunt for a gift, something that'll give me a lift
That's when I saw the "Richard Nixon is my spirit animal" mug. Thought it was kind of bug.
Clicked on Amazon with haste, found what I was looking for in no haste!
The 11 ounces capacity made it look quite nice and wow-worthy too
It fit all my needs like two puzzle pieces glued!
Chorus: Richard Nixon Is My Spirit Animal Gift Mug – Eleven Ounce Of Awesome
Verse 2:
Held firmly with its large handle, came in dishwasher safe material
Microwaving didn't harm graphics which looked totally surreal
Life without this mug just wouldn't seem right
Looked at other mugs but Noni beat them bright
With every sip Think of president each night
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