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"An Eye-Opening Review of the Novelty Fake Realistic Looking 48 Inch Curled Up Rubber Eastern Coral Snake"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

Yo, I'm here to give a shout-out

To this Novelty Fake Realistic Looking 48 Inch Curled Up Rubber Eastern Coral Snake that caused little doubt.

It looks so lifelike and realistic with its curled up shape,

Buy it now and scare away those who come your way!

Chorus:

Heyyyy get this snake - couldn't find one that was better!

They're gonna wish they had one too once you show them the letter!

So don't be shy - it's sure to please every eye.

Get this Novelty Fake Realistic lookin' snake before supplies run dry!

Verse 2:

Now for durability there can be no complaints;

SpaceX approved reliable mantainance .

IT IS SO STR0NG!!!!!!!

The thick rubber construction is bound to last long !

This decorative piece will surely stand tall ,

Look what we found when exploring down the mall !!

Chorus:

Heyyyy get this snake - couldn't find one that was better!

They're gonna wish they had one too once you show them the letter !

So don't be shy - it's sure to please every eye .

Get this Novelty Fake Realistic lookin' snake before supplies run dry !

Check it out!

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