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"A Must-Have: New Novelty Fake Realistic Looking 48 Inch Curled Up Rubber Eastern Coral Snake"

by Kaylenne Genzee at Absurdophile

*Verse 1*:

I copped a novelty Eastern Coral Snake, it's straight fire/

49 inches of rubber? I'm 'bout to retire/

The realism is cray and it ain't no joke/

You can't tell me this snake is fake, cuz my confidence just broke!/

*Chrous:*

Get you one of these snakes that look so real/

Check out the New Novelty Fake Realistic Looking 48 Inch Curled Up Rubber Eastern Coral Snake on Amazon and make your home feel!/

Realistics scales, flickin' tongue - could get in trouble with this thing!/

Yup! I'm talking about that New Novelty Fake Realistic Looking 48 Inch Curled Up Rubber Eastern Coral Snake!!!//

*Verse 2*: This thang looks so legit laid out on ma floor./Shiny and bright like a total show stopper for sure./Scary as hell but I got to rep'/That New Novelty Fake Realistic Looking 48 Inch Curled Up Rubber Eastern Coral Snake won't keep me stressed!//

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