Verse 1:
Yo, this new novelty fake realistic lookin' snake
Will make ya jump and scream it's enough to make you shake
This time the Eastern Coral Snake is 48 inches curled up
And everyone at the party will be all hyped up!
Chorus:
Man, this snake's so real you won't believe your eyes!
Shoppin' on Amazon just don't get better than dese guys.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MXD4JN0?tag=absurdophile-20
Verse2:
Some folks said "no snakes allowed," but then we found dis one
And made sure to leave our mark with a super charged fun
You can even touch it if the mood takes over you -
But watch out for those sharp fangs that might poke through!
Chorus 2X