When it comes to Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages, it's no laughing matter. This set of fifteen bandages is perfect for those moments when you want to say something snarky but don't want to be mean - with these special "insults", you can give a little sass without the drama!
Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages come with an array of quotes on each bandage that range from witty and silly ("Thou art a most pernicious knave"), to out right hilarious ("Thine face looks like it was chiseled by an idiot!"). Unlike some generic bandage brands, there will never be any doubt as to whose insult belongs who, as each round sticker has its own unique design.
The quality of their product makes them stand apart in their market - every single one of these Shakespearean Insult Bandages not only has a vibrant pattern printed onto the fabric adhesive backing but also features thick padding that keeps your wound safe and secure until healed. Plus, bonus points for being latex free! So even if someone tries to call you names during office hours at work, your skin won't suffer because of it (or maybe they just shouldn't do it!).
Moreover, this pack includes a free prize inside which adds value compared with competing products in the same price range; not many other companies have similar offerings so that’s definitely worth looking into!
In conclusion: whatever 'slings and arrows' may come your way throughout life's journey – whether metaphorical or literal – use Accoutrements 12389 Shakespearean Insult Bandages to express yourself while healing up at the same time!