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"Review of the Guy Celebrity Prayer Candle: A Unique Gift"

by Devin Who Dad Jokes at Absurdophile



[Verse 1]

Yo, the Guy Celebrity Prayer Candle is what I'm after


Link it up! Light it and watch me laugh like a madman in laughter

A candle better than ever, I'd say even finer, people gonna be asking me "Where can they get it?"

Making my prayers heard loud and clear with the tower

100% handmade here in USA , delivered with power

Eyes widened at this novelty gift that'll grace any hour

"It's 100% Money Back Guarantee!" , no worries with flowery showers

[Chorus x2]

Put your hands together for this special product --
The one of a kind Guy Celebrity Prayer Candle --


Yeahhh link it up!!
Cherish 'cause you won't find something better, elect!

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