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"A Fresh Face Feeling with 30 Pairs Under Eye Patches"

by Jeremy the Stoner at Absurdophile

Verse 1:

I'd been feelin' my under eyes, the puffiness and bags would rise,

The circles weren't lowkey or hidin', I needed to get ahead of 'em ridin'.

Spied somethin' on Amazon that promised to brighten up my situation,

So I bought 30 Pairs Under Eye Patches - no hesitation!

Verse 2:

Best decision ever made for sure yeah, for these collagens gold eye masks are pure bliss!

Product was individually packed with certifications to pass;

My allergies ain't never caused me problems - patch testing takes no time at all.

So it's goodbye signs of fatigue and hello fresh face feeling - hey party don't stop till morning call!

Check it out!

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